December 2011
Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside...
Expectations:
Reality:
When you hear your name in a conversation.
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
LMFAO LOVE THIS
That moment you pass your school on a weekend
la-grippe:
Every time I get a new follower
Yesssss ..lmao
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
